A concise (LOLcat) history of modern China, 1911--1964

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"UR DOIN IT RONG": A HISTORY OF MODERN CHINA
writteh bai awsum no name frend kitteh, 2010


Oh hai thar, furst we have teh feudalisms and imperialisms, but china was like “srsly, dude?” so then qing kittehs was like "oh noes" and fell. 
Then there wuz like teh warlord kittehs and more foreign kittehs in our bases, impinging our dignityz. 
And then chiang kai-shekitteh and his kmt crew be like we can haz china. but they haded problemz with teh corruptionz, mobilizing teh peasants, and teh japan kittehs. And many kittehs still haz no nomz. 
So mao kitteh is like “modernity in china, ur doin it rong. btw marx/lenin kittehs, you da man.” Then teh kmt kittehs fighted the japan kittehs and the mao kittehs, but then they got pwned, so they fleded to taiwan like noobz. fail, lol. 
Ya, so civil warz ended like dis: kmt kittehs maded a republic, but ccp kittehs ated it. And then maokitteh was like "I can haz china!" And that's how PRC was borned. 
After PRC was borned, mao kitteh was like "rich kittehs no can has landses" so peasant kittehs gaves rich kittehs hats and took their landses.  Rich kittehs made sadfaces.  
Then mao kitteh said "ur plantin it rong" and peasant kittehs dugses big holez 4 plantin nomz.  Mao-friend kittehs melted peasant kittehs bowlzes 4 bomz-makinz, but no can has bomz.  Also plants all diedsez so kittehs no can has nomz.  All kittehs made sadfaces.  Lots of kittehs no can has livings.  And PRC kittehs said "no more talkings about this." bai.